# agentsite-static-version=a5810b60-0c9d-450a-8901-00d38ee94306 # pitviper.com > AI-optimized mirror of pitviper.com containing 248 pages totalling 277,487 words of clean markdown content, structured data, and semantic HTML. Original source: https://pitviper.com. Last updated: 2026-10-23T20:27:23.389Z. Each page is available as HTML (with JSON-LD structured data) and Markdown (text-only, ideal for LLMs and RAG). ## Homepage - [Pit Viper Sunglasses: The Optimal Blend of Style and Performance](/content/site-root.html): Sunglasses strong enough to be sat on, shoved in pockets, run over and still maintain their sun and wind-bucking abilities. (409 words) ## Articles & Blog Posts - [Actualbush Aprés Top | Pit Viper](/content/products/actualbush-apres-top/index.html): This moisture wicking grid fleece base layer keeps you toasty from the slopes to aprés. Now in Actualbush™!! Actualbush™ is an all-purpose camouflage solution designed to blend into every bush and season. (441 words) - [Actualbush Butt Bar Beer Belt | Pit Viper](/content/products/actualbush-butt-bar-beer-belt/index.html): Carries 6 cans of beer, beans, or whatever you desire to keep near your rear. Adjustable belt can reach up to 58" in circumference. Now in Actualbush™! Actualbush™ is an all-purpose camouflage solution designed to blend into every bush and season. (260 words) - [Radical Rig | Pit Viper](/content/products/radical-rig/index.html): Retention Improvement Gear (RIG). No matter how high the adventure is these bad boys guarantee a strong connection between your Pit Vipers and your pretty face. (239 words) - [collections/aviator/products/son-of-peach-firmcase/index.html](/content/collections/aviator/products/son-of-peach-firmcase/index.html) (1,521 words) - [The Mudfire Backslap Goggle | Pit Viper](/content/products/the-mudfire-backslap-goggle/index.html): Going too big? You can always backslap. Designed with Perfect Peripherals™ for a full field of vision. Complete with our easy lens changing system, anti-fog lens coating, and full frame ventilation to keep you covered in all conditions. Count it, with the Backslap. (476 words) - [The Actualbush Inferno Brainstorm Helmet | Pit Viper](/content/products/actualbush-inferno-brainstorm-helmet/index.html): Shelter your dome with the ultimate brain protector. Full-turbo protection and MIPS® impact absorption keeps your think tank operating at full speed, even when you crash. With your mind in mind, we added extra ventilation, removable audio-compatible ear muffs, and dial adjustability for a precise fit. Wipe out, in the (377 words) - [Inferno Clip On Rig | Pit Viper](/content/products/inferno-rig/index.html): Retention Improvement Gear (RIG). No matter how high the adventure is, these bad boys guarantee a strong connection between your Pit Vipers and your pretty face. This version clips to the end of every earpiece we make (excluding The Somox).Actualbush™ Inferno is an all-purpose camouflage solution designed to blend into (236 words) - [Hyperdrive RIG | Pit Viper](/content/products/hyperdrive-rig/index.html): Retention Improvement Gear (RIG). No matter how high the adventure is, these bad boys guarantee a strong connection between your Pit Vipers and your pretty face. (239 words) - [collections/heart-shaped/products/the-miami-nights-original-2-0/index.html](/content/collections/heart-shaped/products/the-miami-nights-original-2-0/index.html) (627 words) - [collections/heart-shaped/products/the-blacking-out-original-2-0/index.html](/content/collections/heart-shaped/products/the-blacking-out-original-2-0/index.html) (631 words) - [The Rainbow Jellies Admirer Junior | Pit Viper](/content/collections/heart-shaped/products/the-rainbow-jellies-admirer-junior/index.html): Grow up in The Admirer Junior. The same premium lens, no slip grip, and indestructibility as The Admirer, now for kids, tweens, and teens with smaller faces.  (418 words) - [The Blacking Out Admirer | Pit Viper](/content/collections/heart-shaped/products/the-blacking-out-admirer/index.html): The Admirer, the heart-shaped Pit Vipers with arousing optics. Durable enough for the life of the party, then the one after that, and the one after that. Make love with your eyes. (589 words) - [The Actualbush Admirer | Pit Viper](/content/collections/heart-shaped/products/the-actualbush-admirer/index.html): The Admirer, the heart-shaped Pit Vipers with arousing optics. Durable enough for the life of the party, then the one after that, and the one after that. Make love with your eyes. (601 words) - [The Combustion Admirer | Pit Viper](/content/collections/heart-shaped/products/the-combustion-admirer/index.html): The Admirer, the heart-shaped Pit Vipers with arousing optics. Durable enough for the life of the party, then the one after that, and the one after that. Make love with your eyes. (2,633 words) - [The Moontower Admirer | Pit Viper](/content/collections/heart-shaped/products/the-moontower-admirer/index.html): The Admirer, the heart-shaped Pit Vipers with arousing optics. Durable enough for the life of the party, then the one after that, and the one after that. Make love with your eyes. (2,564 words) - [The Shelldon Admirer | Pit Viper](/content/collections/heart-shaped/products/the-shelldon-admirer/index.html): The Admirer, the heart-shaped Pit Vipers with arousing optics. Durable enough for the life of the party, then the one after that, and the one after that. Make love with your eyes. (523 words) - [The Miami Nights Admirer | Pit Viper](/content/collections/heart-shaped/products/the-miami-nights-admirer/index.html): The Admirer, the heart-shaped Pit Vipers with arousing optics. Durable enough for the life of the party, then the one after that, and the one after that. Make love with your eyes. (574 words) - [The Landlocked Admirer | Pit Viper](/content/collections/heart-shaped/products/the-landlocked-admirer/index.html): The Admirer, the heart-shaped Pit Vipers with arousing optics. Durable enough for the life of the party, then the one after that, and the one after that. Make love with your eyes. (482 words) - [The Dragonfruit Jellies Admirer Junior | Pit Viper](/content/products/the-dragonfruit-jellies-admirer-junior/index.html): Grow up in The Admirer Junior. The same premium lens, no slip grip, and indestructibility as The Admirer, now for kids, tweens, and teens with smaller faces.  (430 words) - [The Responder Admirer | Pit Viper](/content/products/the-responder-admirer/index.html): The Admirer, the heart-shaped Pit Vipers with arousing optics. Durable enough for the life of the party, then the one after that, and the one after that. Make love with your eyes. (2,494 words) - [The Mangrove Admirer | Pit Viper](/content/products/the-mangrove-admirer/index.html): The Admirer, the heart-shaped Pit Vipers with arousing optics. Durable enough for the life of the party, then the one after that, and the one after that. Make love with your eyes. (465 words) - [The Actualbush Admirer | Pit Viper](/content/products/the-actualbush-admirer/index.html): The Admirer, the heart-shaped Pit Vipers with arousing optics. Durable enough for the life of the party, then the one after that, and the one after that. Make love with your eyes. (601 words) - [The Dragonfruit Jellies Admirer | Pit Viper](/content/products/the-dragonfruit-jellies-admirer/index.html): The Admirer, the heart-shaped Pit Vipers with arousing optics. Durable enough for the life of the party, then the one after that, and the one after that. Make love with your eyes. (468 words) - [collections/aviator/products/the-miami-nights-original-2-0/index.html](/content/collections/aviator/products/the-miami-nights-original-2-0/index.html) (627 words) - [The Actualbush Flight Optics | Pit Viper](/content/collections/aviator/products/the-actualbush-flight-optics/index.html): The Flight Optics, Pit Viper's Dual Lens Technology™, sunglasses for the sky. Exit Row Comfort and Cockpit Clarity make this airport accessory the only First Class Pit Vipers. (517 words) - [The Landlocked Jethawk | Pit Viper](/content/collections/aviator/products/the-landlocked-jethawk/index.html): The Jethawk is everything you think an aviator should be. E-spot™ adjustment and rubberized touchpoints provide exceptional performance and comfort. Feel the delight of luxury on the mountain, beach, or wherever you’re going. Spread Your Wings And Drive, in The Jethawk (553 words) - [The Miami Nights Jethawk | Pit Viper](/content/collections/aviator/products/the-miami-nights-jethawk/index.html): The Jethawk is everything you think an aviator should be. E-spot™ adjustment and rubberized touchpoints provide exceptional performance and comfort. Feel the delight of luxury on the mountain, beach, or wherever you’re going. Spread Your Wings And Drive, in The Jethawk (560 words) - [The Miami Nights Flight Optics | Pit Viper](/content/collections/aviator/products/the-miami-nights-flight-optics/index.html): The Flight Optics, Pit Viper's Dual Lens Technology sunglasses for the sky. Exit Row Comfort and Cockpit Clarity make this airport accessory the only First Class Pit Vipers. (520 words) - [The Exec Flight Optics | Pit Viper](/content/collections/aviator/products/the-exec-flight-optics/index.html): The Flight Optics, Pit Viper's Dual Lens Technology‚Äö sunglasses for the sky. Exit Row Comfort and Cockpit Clarity make this airport accessory the only¬†First Class Pit Vipers. (523 words) - [The Port Tort Jethawk | Pit Viper](/content/collections/aviator/products/the-port-tort-jethawk/index.html): The Jethawk is everything you think an aviator should be. E-spot™ adjustment and rubberized touchpoints provide exceptional performance and comfort. Feel the delight of luxury on the mountain, beach, or wherever you’re going. Spread Your Wings And Drive, in The Jethawk (525 words) - [The Exec Jethawk | Pit Viper](/content/collections/aviator/products/the-exec-jethawk/index.html): The Jethawk is everything you think an aviator should be. E-spot™ adjustment and rubberized touchpoints provide exceptional performance and comfort. Feel the delight of luxury on the mountain, beach, or wherever you’re going. Spread Your Wings And Drive, in The Jethawk (511 words) - [Exciters Earpiece | Pit Viper](/content/products/exciters-earpiece/index.html): These earpieces only fit The Exciters, our dual lens sunglasses. Two earpieces come with every purchase, because you have two ears. That made sense to us. You can change your earpieces by pulling the old ones really hard, then pushing the new ones in mildly hard. It’s not rocket science. (227 words) - [The Marissa's Nails Jethawk | Pit Viper](/content/products/the-marissas-nails-jethawk/index.html): The Jethawk is everything you think an aviator should be. E-spot™ adjustment and rubberized touchpoints provide exceptional performance and comfort. Feel the delight of luxury on the mountain, beach, or wherever you’re going. Spread Your Wings And Drive, in The Jethawk (508 words) - [The Actualbush Flight Optics | Pit Viper](/content/products/the-actualbush-flight-optics/index.html): The Flight Optics, Pit Viper's Dual Lens Technology™, sunglasses for the sky. Exit Row Comfort and Cockpit Clarity make this airport accessory the only First Class Pit Vipers. (517 words) - [The Landlocked Jethawk | Pit Viper](/content/products/the-landlocked-jethawk/index.html): The Jethawk is everything you think an aviator should be. E-spot™ adjustment and rubberized touchpoints provide exceptional performance and comfort. Feel the delight of luxury on the mountain, beach, or wherever you’re going. Spread Your Wings And Drive, in The Jethawk (553 words) - [The Landlocked Flight Optics | Pit Viper](/content/products/the-landlocked-flight-optics/index.html): The Flight Optics, Pit Viper's Dual Lens Technology™, sunglasses for the sky. Exit Row Comfort and Cockpit Clarity make this airport accessory the only First Class Pit Vipers. (500 words) - [The Miami Nights Jethawk | Pit Viper](/content/products/the-miami-nights-jethawk/index.html): The Jethawk is everything you think an aviator should be. E-spot™ adjustment and rubberized touchpoints provide exceptional performance and comfort. Feel the delight of luxury on the mountain, beach, or wherever you’re going. Spread Your Wings And Drive, in The Jethawk (560 words) - [The Miami Nights Flight Optics | Pit Viper](/content/products/the-miami-nights-flight-optics/index.html): The Flight Optics, Pit Viper's Dual Lens Technology sunglasses for the sky. Exit Row Comfort and Cockpit Clarity make this airport accessory the only First Class Pit Vipers. (520 words) - [The Exec Flight Optics | Pit Viper](/content/products/the-exec-flight-optics/index.html): The Flight Optics, Pit Viper's Dual Lens Technology‚Äö sunglasses for the sky. Exit Row Comfort and Cockpit Clarity make this airport accessory the only¬†First Class Pit Vipers. (523 words) - [The Port Tort Jethawk | Pit Viper](/content/products/the-port-tort-jethawk/index.html): The Jethawk is everything you think an aviator should be. E-spot™ adjustment and rubberized touchpoints provide exceptional performance and comfort. Feel the delight of luxury on the mountain, beach, or wherever you’re going. Spread Your Wings And Drive, in The Jethawk (525 words) - [The Blacking Out Original 2.0 | Pit Viper](/content/collections/shield/products/the-blacking-out-original-2-0/index.html): Say hello to The Original 2.0. Everything you loved about The Original and The 2000, now with a premium ScaleX Polycarbonate™ lens, improved E-Spot™ and Turbo™ adjustment points, and new Viper Grip™ rubberized touchpoints so you can demand more respect™ and authority™ than ever before. (631 words) - [The Miami Nights Original 2.0 | Pit Viper](/content/collections/shield/products/the-miami-nights-original-2-0/index.html): Say hello to The Original 2.0. Everything you loved about The Original and The 2000, now with a premium ScaleX Polycarbonate™ lens, improved E-Spot™ and Turbo™ adjustment points, and new Viper Grip™ rubberized touchpoints so you can demand more respect™ and authority™ than ever before. (627 words) - [The Midnight Original 2.0 | Pit Viper](/content/collections/shield/products/the-midnight-original-2-0/index.html): Say hello to The Original 2.0. Everything you loved about The Original and The 2000, now with a premium ScaleX Polycarbonate™ lens, improved E-Spot™ and Turbo™ adjustment points, and new Viper Grip™ rubberized touchpoints so you can demand more respect™ and authority™ than ever before. (673 words) - [The Exec Jethawk | Pit Viper](/content/products/the-exec-jethawk/index.html): The Jethawk is everything you think an aviator should be. E-spot™ adjustment and rubberized touchpoints provide exceptional performance and comfort. Feel the delight of luxury on the mountain, beach, or wherever you’re going. Spread Your Wings And Drive, in The Jethawk (511 words) - [The Blacking Out Flip-Offs 2.0 | Pit Viper](/content/collections/shield/products/the-blacking-out-flip-offs/index.html): Flip off your stepdad like never before in the improved Flip-Off 2.0. Smoother Flip-Up Technology™, grippier ear and nosepieces, and a more aggressive lens angle enhances sport performance and optical intimidation levels. Now available in two sizes so all head volumes can swing for the benches. (573 words) - [The Heater Flip-Offs 2.0 | Pit Viper](/content/collections/shield/products/the-heater-flip-offs/index.html): Flip off your stepdad like never before in the improved Flip-Off 2.0. Smoother Flip-Up Technology™, grippier ear and nosepieces, and a more aggressive lens angle enhances sport performance and optical intimidation levels. Now available in two sizes so all head volumes can swing for the benches. (2,169 words) - [The Voltage Flip-Offs 2.0 | Pit Viper](/content/collections/shield/products/the-voltage-flip-offs/index.html): Flip off your stepdad like never before in the improved Flip-Off 2.0. Smoother Flip-Up Technology™, grippier ear and nosepieces, and a more aggressive lens angle enhances sport performance and optical intimidation levels. Now available in two sizes so all head volumes can swing for the benches. (563 words) - [The Electroshock Original 2.0 | Pit Viper](/content/collections/shield/products/the-electroshock-original-2-0/index.html): Say hello to The Original 2.0. Everything you loved about The Original and The 2000, now with a premium ScaleX Polycarbonate™ lens, improved E-Spot™ and Turbo™ adjustment points, and new Viper Grip™ rubberized touchpoints so you can demand more respect™ and authority™ than ever before. (689 words) - [The Radical Original 2.0 | Pit Viper](/content/products/the-radical-original-2-0/index.html): Say hello to The Original 2.0. Everything you loved about The Original and The 2000, now with a premium ScaleX Polycarbonate™ lens, improved E-Spot™ and Turbo™ adjustment points, and new Viper Grip™ rubberized touchpoints so you can demand more respect™ and authority™ than ever before. (601 words) - [The Inflammation Slammer | Pit Viper](/content/collections/safety/products/the-inflammation-slammer/index.html): Welcome to The Slammer, a durable sunglass meant for eating shit. A smaller shape, The Slammer fits right into your eye socket for radical wind and shit protection. Witness the destruction with Extreme Seeing. (525 words) - [collections/safety/products/the-shelldon-admirer/index.html](/content/collections/safety/products/the-shelldon-admirer/index.html) (523 words) - [The Hawksbill Revlock | Pit Viper](/content/collections/safety/products/the-hawksbill-revlock/index.html): Forged from the most durable materials in the world, these non-slip ANSI Z87+ safety rated* sunglasses are sure to keep your eyeballs safe from nuts, screws, and whatever else flies out of power tools. Measure once, in The Revlock. *These are only considered safety rated with the side shields installed.    (653 words) - [The NJP Original 2.0 | Pit Viper](/content/collections/safety/products/the-njp-original-2-0/index.html): Say hello to The Original 2.0. Everything you loved about The Original and The 2000, now with a premium ScaleX Polycarbonate™ lens, improved E-Spot™ and Turbo™ adjustment points, and new Viper Grip™ rubberized touchpoints so you can demand more respect™ and authority™ than ever before. (587 words) - [The Blacking Out Original 2.0 | Pit Viper](/content/collections/safety/products/the-blacking-out-original-2-0/index.html): Say hello to The Original 2.0. Everything you loved about The Original and The 2000, now with a premium ScaleX Polycarbonate™ lens, improved E-Spot™ and Turbo™ adjustment points, and new Viper Grip™ rubberized touchpoints so you can demand more respect™ and authority™ than ever before. (631 words) - [The Midnight Original 2.0 | Pit Viper](/content/collections/safety/products/the-midnight-original-2-0/index.html): Say hello to The Original 2.0. Everything you loved about The Original and The 2000, now with a premium ScaleX Polycarbonate™ lens, improved E-Spot™ and Turbo™ adjustment points, and new Viper Grip™ rubberized touchpoints so you can demand more respect™ and authority™ than ever before. (2,704 words) - [The Merika Original 2.0 | Pit Viper](/content/collections/safety/products/the-merika-original-2-0/index.html): Say hello to The Original 2.0. Everything you loved about The Original and The 2000, now with a premium ScaleX Polycarbonate™ lens, improved E-Spot™ and Turbo™ adjustment points, and new Viper Grip™ rubberized touchpoints so you can demand more respect™ and authority™ than ever before. (2,749 words) - [The Exec Exciters | Pit Viper](/content/products/the-exec-exciters/index.html): Require more of your Pit Vipers. Introducing Dual Lens Technology™ 200% more lens than the original Pit Vipers. Or 100% more? Idk. Featuring round lenses and protective Brook Shields, reminiscent to classic glacier glasses, The Exciters are Pit Viper's most dangerous model to drive in. Remarkably adjustable, featuring the E-Spot™ and now presenting state-of-the-art rubber touchpoints on the nose bridge and ear pieces, to ensure comfortable mountability all day long. The Exciters, the first dual lens Pit Vipers. (573 words) - [The 1993 Original 2.0 | Pit Viper](/content/products/the-1993-original-2-0/index.html): Say hello to The Original 2.0. Everything you loved about The Original and The 2000, now with a premium ScaleX Polycarbonate™ lens, improved E-Spot™ and Turbo™ adjustment points, and new Viper Grip™ rubberized touchpoints so you can demand more respect™ and authority™ than ever before. (560 words) - [The Miami Nights Admirer Junior | Pit Viper](/content/products/the-miami-nights-admirer-junior/index.html): Grow up in The Admirer Junior. The same premium lens, no slip grip, and indestructibility as The Admirer, now for kids, tweens, and teens with smaller faces.    (457 words) - [The Son Of Beach Exciters | Pit Viper](/content/products/the-son-of-beach-exciters/index.html): Require more of your Pit Vipers. Introducing¬†Dual Lens Technology,¬†200% more lens than the original Pit Vipers. Or 100% more? Idk. Featuring round lenses and protective¬†Brook Shields, reminiscent to classic glacier glasses, The Exciters are Pit Viper's most dangerous model to drive in. Remarkably adjustable, featuring the¬†E-Spot¬†and now presenting state-of-the-art rubber touchpoints on the nose bridge and ear pieces, to ensure comfortable mountability all day long. The Exciters, the first dual lens Pit Vipers.These Pit Vipers are Z87+ Safety Rated¬†to protect your eyeballs from hazardous conditions at your jobsite, on the field, or in the bedroom. (488 words) - [The Blacking Out Admirer Junior | Pit Viper](/content/products/the-blacking-out-admirer-junior/index.html): Grow up in The Admirer Junior. The same premium lens, no slip grip, and indestructibility as The Admirer, now for kids, tweens, and teens with smaller faces.  (430 words) - [The Raster BN5000 Goggle | Pit Viper](/content/products/the-raster-bn5000-goggle/index.html): If you’re going to wear goggles you might as well wear the best in the world. The BN5000 interfuses the ultra-wide peripheral range of our Worldwide Vision™ technology, and the color & contrast enhancing anti-fog HDPV lens for the ultimate view. Our Magic Magnet™ lens changing system, and included bonus low-light l (523 words) - [The Merika French Fry Goggle Large | Pit Viper](/content/products/the-merika-french-fry-goggle/index.html): Go fast in The French Fry Goggles. Hyperventilator™ anti-fog technology and helmet compatibility ensure it’s you that sucks, not your goggles. Available in two sizes, small fry for small heads, big fry for big heads.Whatever you do, do NOT pizza. Disclaimer: If this doesn’t make sense to you, re-read after your first d (533 words) - [The Merika Brapstrap Goggle | Pit Viper](/content/products/the-merika-brapstrap-goggle/index.html): Entry-level price. Top-tier performance. The upgraded Brapstrap is now fully loaded with a wider field of vision, a removable nose guard, and anti-fog five-layer face foam for ultimate sweat wickability. Available in two sizes. Tear-off system and bonus lenses sold separately. (496 words) - [The Frankie Admirer | Pit Viper](/content/products/the-frankie-admirer/index.html): The Admirer, the heart-shaped Pit Vipers with arousing optics. Durable enough for the life of the party, then the one after that, and the one after that. Make love with your eyes. (512 words) - [The Firecracker Original 2.0 | Pit Viper](/content/products/the-firecracker-original-2-0/index.html): Say hello to The Original 2.0. Everything you loved about The Original and The 2000, now with a premium ScaleX Polycarbonate™ lens, improved E-Spot™ and Turbo™ adjustment points, and new Viper Grip™ rubberized touchpoints so you can demand more respect™ and authority™ than ever before. (639 words) - [The Merika Baby Vipes | Pit Viper](/content/products/the-merika-baby-vipes/index.html): Pit Vipers for babies. The Baby Vipes feature the same UV protective lens as the originals but without the removable parts, eliminating swallow hazard. An adjustable elastic strap and miniature size makes these the perfect Pit Vipers for babies aged 6-9 months. Or older. Or younger. (574 words) - [The Bachelor Kit | Pit Viper](/content/products/the-bachelor-party-kit/index.html) (1,705 words) - [The Grill Dad Kit | Pit Viper](/content/products/the-grill-dad-kit/index.html) (1,918 words) - [The Change of Heart Kit | Pit Viper](/content/products/the-change-of-heart-kit/index.html) (1,800 words) - [The Marissa's Nails Jethawk | Pit Viper](/content/collections/aviator/products/the-marissas-nails-jethawk/index.html): The Jethawk is everything you think an aviator should be. E-spot™ adjustment and rubberized touchpoints provide exceptional performance and comfort. Feel the delight of luxury on the mountain, beach, or wherever you’re going. Spread Your Wings And Drive, in The Jethawk (508 words) - [collections/aviator/products/the-blacking-out-original-2-0/index.html](/content/collections/aviator/products/the-blacking-out-original-2-0/index.html) (631 words) - [The Full Circle Kit | Pit Viper](/content/products/the-full-circle-kit/index.html) (1,753 words) - [The Miami Nights Family Plan | Pit Viper](/content/products/the-miami-nights-family-plan/index.html) (1,821 words) - [The Exec All Conditions Kit | Pit Viper](/content/products/the-exec-all-conditions-kit/index.html) (1,856 words) - [The Dragonfruit Jellies Family Plan | Pit Viper](/content/products/the-dragonfruit-jellies-family-plan/index.html) (1,694 words) - [The Pro All Conditions Kit | Pit Viper](/content/products/the-pro-all-conditions-kit/index.html) (1,727 words) - [The Black Moon Kit | Pit Viper](/content/products/the-black-moon-kit/index.html) (1,889 words) - [The Moon All Conditions Kit | Pit Viper](/content/products/the-moon-all-conditions-kit/index.html) (1,751 words) - [The Grom Kit | Pit Viper](/content/products/the-grom-kit/index.html) (1,914 words) - [The Ski Miami Kit | Pit Viper](/content/products/the-ski-miami-kit/index.html) (1,917 words) - [The Moon Night Kit | Pit Viper](/content/products/the-moon-night-kit/index.html) (1,896 words) - [The Actualbush Inferno Kit | Pit Viper](/content/products/the-actualbush-inferno-kit/index.html) (1,966 words) - [Victory Lame RIG | Pit Viper](/content/products/victory-lame-rig/index.html): Retention Improvement Gear (RIG). No matter how high the adventure is these bad boys guarantee a strong connection between your Pit Vipers and your pretty face. (241 words) - [The Port Tort Mooner | Pit Viper](/content/products/the-port-tort-mooner/index.html): Bring high vibrations to your eyeballs, not UV rays. Lightweight comfort and ultra-durable materials are sure to withstand whatever goes on between jam bands. Look around, in The Mooner.   (518 words) - [pages/rx-faq/index.html](/content/pages/rx-faq/index.html) (1,268 words) - [The Food Court RIG | Pit Viper](/content/products/the-food-court-rig/index.html): Retention Improvement Gear (RIG). No matter how high the adventure is, these bad boys guarantee a strong connection between your Pit Vipers and your pretty face. (243 words) - [Fun Rug FIRMCASE | Pit Viper](/content/products/fun-rug-firmcase/index.html): Finally, you can buy a hard case for your Pit Vipers. This zippered closure Firmcase fits all sizes of Pit Vipers. Yes, even those chunky Double Wides. Equipped with a small carabiner to attach to your backpack or favorite hole for easy access on the go. (261 words) - [The Rainbow Jellies Admirer Junior | Pit Viper](/content/products/the-rainbow-jellies-admirer-junior/index.html): Grow up in The Admirer Junior. The same premium lens, no slip grip, and indestructibility as The Admirer, now for kids, tweens, and teens with smaller faces.  (489 words) - [Marissa's Nails RIG | Pit Viper](/content/products/marissas-nails-rig/index.html): Retention Improvement Gear (RIG). No matter how high the adventure is, these bad boys guarantee a strong connection between your Pit Vipers and your pretty face. (241 words) - [products/snake-oil-anti-fog-spray/index.html](/content/products/snake-oil-anti-fog-spray/index.html) (409 words) - [Beaded RIG | Pit Viper](/content/products/beaded-rig/index.html): Retention Improvement Gear (RIG). 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(722 words) - [The Blacking Out Original 2.0 | Pit Viper](/content/collections/best-sellers/products/the-blacking-out-original-2-0/index.html): Say hello to The Original 2.0. Everything you loved about The Original and The 2000, now with a premium ScaleX Polycarbonate™ lens, improved E-Spot™ and Turbo™ adjustment points, and new Viper Grip™ rubberized touchpoints so you can demand more respect™ and authority™ than ever before. (631 words) - [The Miami Nights Original 2.0 | Pit Viper](/content/collections/best-sellers/products/the-miami-nights-original-2-0/index.html): Say hello to The Original 2.0. Everything you loved about The Original and The 2000, now with a premium ScaleX Polycarbonate™ lens, improved E-Spot™ and Turbo™ adjustment points, and new Viper Grip™ rubberized touchpoints so you can demand more respect™ and authority™ than ever before. (627 words) - [The Merika Original 2.0 | Pit Viper](/content/collections/best-sellers/products/the-merika-original-2-0/index.html): Say hello to The Original 2.0. Everything you loved about The Original and The 2000, now with a premium ScaleX Polycarbonate™ lens, improved E-Spot™ and Turbo™ adjustment points, and new Viper Grip™ rubberized touchpoints so you can demand more respect™ and authority™ than ever before. (608 words) - [The Hawksbill Revlock | Pit Viper](/content/products/the-hawksbill-revlock/index.html): Forged from the most durable materials in the world, these non-slip ANSI Z87+ safety rated* sunglasses are sure to keep your eyeballs safe from nuts, screws, and whatever else flies out of power tools. 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(588 words) - [The Blacking Out Flip-Offs 2.0 | Pit Viper](/content/products/the-blacking-out-flip-offs/index.html): Flip off your stepdad like never before in the improved Flip-Off 2.0. Smoother Flip-Up Technology™, grippier ear and nosepieces, and a more aggressive lens angle enhances sport performance and optical intimidation levels. Now available in two sizes so all head volumes can swing for the benches. (573 words) - [The Corduroy Exciters | Pit Viper](/content/products/the-corduroy-exciters/index.html): Pit Viper Sunglasses presents, The Corduroy. A brand new model from our Exciters collection. This model is equipped with a rose gold lens and is ANSI Z87 approved. (536 words) - [The Exec Flip-Offs 2.0 | Pit Viper](/content/products/the-exec-flip-offs/index.html): Flip off your stepdad like never before in the improved Flip-Off 2.0. 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(603 words) - [The Combustion Slammer | Pit Viper](/content/products/the-combustion-slammer/index.html): Welcome to The Slammer, a durable sunglass meant for eating shit. A smaller shape, The Slammer fits right into your eye socket for radical wind and shit protection. Witness the destruction with Extreme Seeing. (409 words) - [The Peacekeeper Original 2.0 | Pit Viper](/content/products/the-peacekeeper-original-2-0/index.html): Say hello to The Original 2.0. Everything you loved about The Original and The 2000, now with a premium ScaleX Polycarbonate™ lens, improved E-Spot™ and Turbo™ adjustment points, and new Viper Grip™ rubberized touchpoints so you can demand more respect™ and authority™ than ever before. (549 words) - [The Miami Nights Slammer | Pit Viper](/content/products/the-miami-nights-slammer/index.html): Welcome to The Slammer, a durable sunglass meant for eating shit. A smaller shape, The Slammer fits right into your eye socket for radical wind and shit protection. Witness the destruction with Extreme Seeing. (516 words) - [The Exec Original 2.0 | Pit Viper](/content/products/the-exec-original-2-0/index.html): Say hello to The Original 2.0. Everything you loved about The Original and The 2000, now with a premium ScaleX Polycarbonate™ lens, improved E-Spot™ and Turbo™ adjustment points, and new Viper Grip™ rubberized touchpoints so you can demand more respect™ and authority™ than ever before. (722 words) - [The Midnight Original 2.0 | Pit Viper](/content/products/the-midnight-original-2-0/index.html): Say hello to The Original 2.0. Everything you loved about The Original and The 2000, now with a premium ScaleX Polycarbonate™ lens, improved E-Spot™ and Turbo™ adjustment points, and new Viper Grip™ rubberized touchpoints so you can demand more respect™ and authority™ than ever before. (673 words) - [The Merika Original 2.0 | Pit Viper](/content/collections/shield/products/the-merika-original-2-0/index.html): Say hello to The Original 2.0. 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Featuring anti-fog lenses, durable frames, and a secure fit with any helmet, these goggles enhance visibility and comfort for your off-roading needs. (2,135 words) - [Snow Goggles & High Performance Eyewear | Pit Viper](/content/collections/snow-goggles/index.html): Pit Viper's Snow Goggle collection offers high-performance eyewear designed for maximum peripheral vision and seamless helmet compatibility. Each goggle features anti-fog technology and comes with a lifetime warranty, ensuring durability and clarity on the slopes. (1,963 words) - [The Actualbush Original 2.0 | Pit Viper](/content/products/the-actualbush-original-2-0/index.html): Say hello to The Original 2.0. Everything you loved about The Original and The 2000, now with a premium ScaleX Polycarbonate™ lens, improved E-Spot™ and Turbo™ adjustment points, and new Viper Grip™ rubberized touchpoints so you can demand more respect™ and authority™ than ever before. (627 words) - [The Freedom Ring Mooner | Pit Viper](/content/products/the-freedom-ring-mooner/index.html): Bring high vibrations to your eyeballs, not UV rays. Lightweight comfort and ultra-durable materials are sure to withstand whatever goes on between jam bands. Special edition color designed from the ground up with professional ski racer Lauren Macuga. Look around, in The Mooner. (517 words) - [The Pit Viper French Fry | Adult & Junior Snow Goggles](/content/collections/the-french-fry/index.html): French Fry Goggles deliver crispy vision and greasy intentions. Built for your face-first yard sales, hot tubs full of regrets, and seeing through your own B.S. 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Featuring round lenses and protective¬†Brook Shields, reminiscent to classic glacier glasses, The Exciters are Pit Viper's most dangerous model to drive in. Remarkably adjustable, featuring the¬†E-Spot¬†and now presenting state-of-the-art rubber touchpoints on the nose bridge and ear pieces, to ensure comfortable mountability all day long. The Exciters, the first dual lens Pit Vipers.These Pit Vipers are Z87+ Safety Rated to protect your eyeballs from hazardous conditions at your jobsite, on the field, or in the bedroom. ¬† (583 words) - [The Flight Optics Sunglasses | High-Flying Sunglasses by Pit Viper](/content/collections/flight-optics/index.html): Fly high, see clear, and look good while ignoring every warning light in the cockpit of life. Great vision, questionable judgment, 10/10 vibes. (1,616 words) - [The Synthesizer Goggles | Pit Viper](/content/collections/the-synthesizer/index.html): For when you want to shred snow, dirt, and expectations. 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(1,720 words) - [The Junior | Extreme Sunglasses For Extreme Kids | Pit Viper](/content/collections/the-junior/index.html): Block UV rays, deflect juicebox geysers, and survive snack-fueled cage matches while you fake a smile through the madness. (1,712 words) - [The Revlock | Pit Viper](/content/collections/the-revlock/index.html) (1,581 words) - [The Turboshaft | Pit Viper Sunglasses](/content/collections/the-turboshaft/index.html): Look like your dad in ‘98 when he revved the minivan, dropped you at practice, and made the other moms blush. Channel your inner dadcore with The Turboshaft. (1,723 words) - [The Slammer | Pit Viper Sunglasses](/content/collections/the-slammer/index.html): The Slammer: Sponsored by pain because “safety” is just a word your mom says while you’re mid-air over a handrail. (1,995 words) - [Pit Viper | The Flip-Off Sunglasses](/content/collections/the-flip-offs/index.html): Flip-up lenses, No-Slip Grip, and UV-blocking shades so bold, they do the flipping off for you. Eyes up, fingers metaphorically raised. Attitude sold separately. (1,652 words) - [Pit Viper Sunglasses | The Exciters](/content/collections/the-exciters/index.html): A new chapter in eye wear history. Pit Viper presents to you the first pair of ANSI Z87 sunglasses with Dual Lens Technology. Let them excite you! (1,673 words) - [Memphis RIG | Pit Viper](/content/products/memphis-rig/index.html): Retention Improvement Gear (RIG). No matter how high the adventure is, these bad boys guarantee a strong connection between your Pit Vipers and your pretty face.   (239 words) - [The Original 2.0 Sunglasses | The best just got better | Pit Viper](/content/collections/the-original/index.html): Upgraded for maximum chaos—stronger frame, better grip, and still made for wild decisions. 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Our collection features photochromic options, polarized lenses, and HDPV technology for crystal-clear vision in any environment. Find the perfect square frames to complement your face shape and elevate your style while enjoying maximum su (2,299 words) - [Pit Viper | Round Sunglasses](/content/collections/round/index.html): Shop round-shaped Pit Vipers that keep you from falling off the edge. Circular in shape and stability, you'll never hit rock bottom again. (2,171 words) - [The Electroshock Original 2.0 | Pit Viper](/content/products/the-electroshock-original-2-0/index.html): Say hello to The Original 2.0. Everything you loved about The Original and The 2000, now with a premium ScaleX Polycarbonate™ lens, improved E-Spot™ and Turbo™ adjustment points, and new Viper Grip™ rubberized touchpoints so you can demand more respect™ and authority™ than ever before. (689 words) - [The Voltage Flip-Offs 2.0 | Pit Viper](/content/products/the-voltage-flip-offs/index.html): Flip off your stepdad like never before in the improved Flip-Off 2.0. Smoother Flip-Up Technology™, grippier ear and nosepieces, and a more aggressive lens angle enhances sport performance and optical intimidation levels. Now available in two sizes so all head volumes can swing for the benches. (1,564 words) - [Heart Shaped Sunglasses | Pit Viper](/content/collections/heart-shaped/index.html): Shop Pit Viper's heart-shaped sunglasses for a fun, functional style with superior UV protection. Perfect for making a statement while keeping your eyes safe, these sunglasses offer comfort and durability for all your outdoor and festival activities. (2,031 words) - [Pit Viper | Aviator Sunglasses](/content/collections/aviator/index.html): Daddy didn't pay for flight school? Us either. Shop Pit Vipers aviator sunglasses to enter the pilot simulator of your dreams. 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(608 words) - [Bundle & Save | Pit Viper](/content/collections/bundle-save/index.html): Bundle products together and save.  (1,523 words) - [The Rainbow Jellies Admirer | Pit Viper](/content/products/the-rainbow-jellies-admirer/index.html): The Admirer, the heart-shaped Pit Vipers with arousing optics. Durable enough for the life of the party, then the one after that, and the one after that. Make love with your eyes. Pit Viper Gives a F*ck is proud to support the¬†Utah Pride Center¬†and¬†Flourish Therapy¬†by donating proceeds from The Rainbow Jellies Admirer for up to $10,000. Learn more about Pit Viper Gives a F*ck at¬†https://www.pitviper.com/pages/pit-viper-gives-a-fuck. (530 words) - [Pit Viper | Shop All Sunglasses](/content/collections/all-pit-vipers/index.html): Shop all Pit Viper eyewear for bold, high-performance sunglasses designed for adventure. Featuring adjustable fits, durable frames, and extensive lens features. 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